It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
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After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
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Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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