just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
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Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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