Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
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I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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