Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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