Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
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Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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