it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
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my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
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Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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