Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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