I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
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If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
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I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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