Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
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You coming home soon, man?
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Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
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i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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