I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
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We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
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i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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