Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
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I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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