We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
bring money and cleavage
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
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I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
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She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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