a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
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basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
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Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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