I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
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Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
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I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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