i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
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dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
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YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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