we're blogging at a bar
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
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Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
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She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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