Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
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And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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