after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
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he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
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We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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