is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
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i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
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Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
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