I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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