Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
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Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
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its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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