It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
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He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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