if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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