Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i think i scared a bird with my dick
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
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ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
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I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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