we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
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I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
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Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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