Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
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Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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