I am puke
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
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He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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