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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
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cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
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I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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