My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
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Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
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I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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