How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
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You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
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I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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