bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
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He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
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im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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