What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
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I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
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Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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