if i died would you start the facebook group?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
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That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
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We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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