I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
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a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
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And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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