what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
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We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
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He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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