you win again, gameday.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
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Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
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Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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