i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
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it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
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i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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