after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
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He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
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Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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