this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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