I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
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These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
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I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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