You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
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No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
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It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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