I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
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please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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