PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
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so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
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We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
Randomize