This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
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I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
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So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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