Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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