How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
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OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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