i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
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New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
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I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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