oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
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I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
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You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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