Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
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Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
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He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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