Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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