Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
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How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
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is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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