Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
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It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
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I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Randomize