how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
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... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
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I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Randomize